Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
