your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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