normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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