Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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