So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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