dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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