I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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