no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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