Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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