Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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