I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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