they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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