i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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