Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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