I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
