Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
