omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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