So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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