I just made out with a guy for $7.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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