This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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