Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so let's talk penis.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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