dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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