Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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