when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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