? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
porn star boner night. come get it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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