so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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