Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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