ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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