Do you still have your period?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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