He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
