Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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