Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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