He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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