chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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