Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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