i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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