Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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