some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you win again, gameday.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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