if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...