YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.