We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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