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• (586): View more from Michigan

  if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.

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  parking. I am not drunk

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I immediately regret the tequila decision.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...

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