THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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