I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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