I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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