Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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