The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
im on a boat
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