I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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