The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i came on her dog
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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