I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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