white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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