I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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