Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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