don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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