Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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