my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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