I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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