I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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