plz talk dirty to me
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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