Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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