yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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