i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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